i’d push him down a flight of stairs for $20 lmao
tumblr is like egypt nobody understands us and we worship cats
And our language is images.
Ok can we talk about how masterful that last pun was
First time through a car wash
IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING
JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE
(vegan) I hope your power runs out
thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry
hispanic parents have a sixth sense
#i cant stop watching this vine it’s so well done it deserves an oscar
did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???
when u realize u sent an important text to the wrong person
No wonder people look at us funny.
he likes tuesdays
"this is God. He hits Sam with plungers"
Luci isn’t creepy omg he’s a baby