shampoo:

i’d push him down a flight of stairs for $20 lmao


sheeptopus:

impala-dalecki:

bealli62:

spikezombie:

cigurettes:

tumblr is like egypt nobody understands us and we worship cats

And our language is images.

image

Heiro-GIF-ics

Ok can we talk about how masterful that last pun was


awwww-cute:

First time through a car wash

awwww-cute:

First time through a car wash


THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES 

jakeenglish:

theskiesabovelife:

jakeenglish:

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry


sofapizza:

tonimorrisons:

hispanic parents have a sixth sense

#i cant stop watching this vine it’s so well done it deserves an oscar

captivating


yoladni:

did Delilah ever say what it’s like in new york city???


pokebae:

when u realize u sent an important text to the wrong person

image


lucifer-fallen-from-grace:

lokid-fallen-angel:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

pineappledean:

No wonder people look at us funny.

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he likes tuesdays

"this is God.  He hits Sam with plungers"

Luci isn’t creepy omg he’s a baby